The rate of signage in India is approximately 1 sign per square area that will fit a sign. These are my favorites, or the most confusing ones.
"Doctors' relaxation center"
"GOLD!!!" (this one is pretty frequent, and makes me question Adi's claim that there are no Jews in India)
"Witch shake" (on a juice shop signboard)
"Wine Shop (A Government of Kerala Undertaking)"
I like this country.