Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Seriously though: if the U.S. does not beat Algeria, EVERYONE is getting cut

"Sir, can I go to toilet?"

"No. If you leave the room, you will not be allowed to finish the test."

"Sir, please, it is an emergency."

"An emergency? As in, you feel that you are in serious medical danger?"

"Yes sir. Very serious."

"Do you feel like there is a greater than 50% chance you will die if you do not go to the bathroom before the test ends in 15 minutes?"

[...thinking...]

"Yes sir."

"Okay, you can go."

"Wait, let me finish this question."

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